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We were shocked to learn what $200 per night--the cheapest room available--will buy you at the Nevele: conditions that make some third world hostels seem enviable (we've been to a few). We couldn't imagine why other guests weren't running away screaming, and thought perhaps we were alone in our opinion. We weren't.


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If you have a memorable miserable "Nevele experience" that you'd like to share, we want to hear about it! Write to us at feedback@nevelesucks.com or stop by the forum.


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(Disclaimer: We have no affiliations with the Nevele Grande hotel, past or present. We just made the mistake of staying there once. Once.)